I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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