if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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