youre lurking in front of me
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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