Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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