Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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