Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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