So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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