Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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