how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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