But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If I die, sorry about rent.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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