the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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