will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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