For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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