Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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