Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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