my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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