What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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