imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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