yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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