Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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