On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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