4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
