a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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