dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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