was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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