If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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