She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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