No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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