Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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