She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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