Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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