i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
