was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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