i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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