Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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