yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
