My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Randomize
