You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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