is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Success! We fucked roommates!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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