Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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