i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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