Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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