its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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