FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cut my penus on the lid.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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