let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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