wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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