every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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