why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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