remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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