i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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