He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Randomize
