He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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