last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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