As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
